Act 1: Jamun tai
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Jamun tai |
‘Jaamuuuun. Jaamuuuuuuun.’
I heard the plaintive cries coming from down the street around noon yesterday and ran to our drawing room window and looked down. I saw an elderly lady carry a basket of jamuns on her head. The dark purple coloured seasonal berry which comes to markets across India for very short while during summer. Something I had never given a second glance before. This year was different.
‘I want you to have 4, 5 jamun a day. Sprinkle kala namak on it. It is good for diabetics’, said a whatsapp from Dr Ria Ankola, my dietician, a few days back.
Jamun is not something that ‘regular’ fruit-sellers in Vandre (Bandra) keep. The ones who sell kiwis, tangerines and dragon fruits. They are sold on standalone thelas (hand pulled carts). I doubt if any of the online stores that K uses stock them They are too pleb.
I am all for supporting small businesses but after the pandemic have got used to calling things in from shops or from vendors walking down our street and rarely step out to the market. I asked #kayteecooks, our newish morning cook, if she could get jamuns for me from the market. She shook her head and said, ‘they haven’t come to the market yet’.
Which is why I got so excited seeing ‘jamun tai (granny)’ and wildly gesticulated at the matronly figure to stop and wait for me. I bounded down the stairs with the urgency of Baby Loaf running down to the Badamis if he finds our door open.
I had never bought jamuns before. I did not know how much they cost. How much to buy. I clutched a couple of currency notes in my palms as I set off on the adventure.
I came out of the lobby to see that Jamun tai had walked through the building gate, parked herself and her basket by the construction material there and was waiting for me with a smile.
‘How much?’
‘Rs 500 for a kilo.’
‘Oh, I do not want so much. How about 100g?’
‘That is too less.’
‘Why don’t you show me how much 250 g are.’
I have only two bathas. 500 g and 1 kg. (I had no idea what she was talking but in retrospect I feel that she was talking of weight measures).
‘Thik hain. Give me 500g.’
‘How long do they last?’
‘3,4 days.’
‘In the fridge?’
‘Yes.’
I went to pay her and realised that I had carried Rs 150. I ran back and got another hundred. After paying all surge, convenience and packing charges in apps, I do not like to bargain with local vendors. In any case, thanks to K our quartermaster, most of our money goes to big corp.
‘Cool it in the fridge and then enjoy’, she said as she flashed a toothy smile and gave me the bag of jamuns which seemed a bit fuller than what she had first weighed them out.
I walked back in, entered the lift and joined a delivery boy who was waiting to go up. I turned around and saw jamun tai walk in with her basket! Noone wears a mask anymore.
‘Which is the button for the second floor? And the fifth?’
Darn, she actually comes into our building, I realised. I needn’t go down the next time!
I later gave the jamuns a suspicious look after I chilled them and took out 5.
Jamun, like lau and karela (I eat both now), fell in the category of ‘things mom eats and I would not be seen eating.’
I had tried jamuns once as a kid in Calcutta and it felt as if my cheeks had been sucked in by their astringency and had shrivelled up. Never again, I had sworn.
Guess what?
I loved the jamuns this time. Chilled. With AND without kala namak (rock salt). Guess, it is an adult pleasure.
Now the task is to stop myself at 5,6 a day!
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Jamun. How could I have ignored you all these years!!!!! |
Act 2 Galeli bhai
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Right there waiting for you |
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Little Nimki loves to pout |
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Galeli. Gujarati. Tal gola. Marathi. Taal shaash. Bengali. A rose in any language. |
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This Bengali could be an Englishman in New York, but his loyalties lie with the hapoos and not fojli when it comes to mangoes |